oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says
“where do these go?”
and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”
and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried
and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Wing$ came on the radio on my way home from the gym and it’s safe to say nothing can ruin the good mood I am now in. The amount I love that song is unnatural.
I drink smoothies like I fall in love, slowly and then all at once.
Would be the greatest words ever spoken to me in the history of all time