best-of-funny:

dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

X

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

atidae:

Wing$ came on the radio on my way home from the gym and it’s safe to say nothing can ruin the good mood I am now in. The amount I love that song is unnatural.

I drink smoothies like I fall in love, slowly and then all at once.

notajetski:

Would be the greatest words ever spoken to me in the history of all time